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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Menacing Slim Nigger 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh my, profanities. Quick one before I go to bed, I got birthday brunch in the morning.

So, this was a really normal dream at first. I wasn't even aware that it was one. Only one thing that was out of the ordinary was that calligraphy was incredibly cool and if you could make fancy "hooks" or something on your letters you were pretty much the coolest guy alive.

Well, I wasn't. Fuck calligraphy. I just went home and did what I always do. Browse the internet.

So, when I'm just chilling and browsing Youtube or something, the menacing slim nigger runs towards me and grabs me by the neck.
He holds me up to his face, gives me a shit-eating grin and says "I'LL EXTEND YOU 6 FEET"
And then he stretched my neck a few kilometer and clearly underestimated how long he was going to stretch it for.

And I wake up scared shitless.


Oh yeah, and he was wearing a mariachi outfit. My brain works in mysterious ways.

5 comments:

  1. I'll get you something c: n-not cause i like y-you or anything...

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  2. I thought it was a matador outfit.

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  3. Oh yeah, I always get those mixed up. It was a matador outfit.

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  4. >2: Electric Boogaloo

    YOU TOOK MY IDEA! ;A;

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